Chronicles of a College-Aged Llama on Speed

Or: My Life by the Master of the Segue

Allie Kapteina
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This is my life. It is mostly not fun, except for when I lie. I want to learn Spanish and have the best alpaca/llama farm in all of the Spanish countryside. Of course, it will be an evil alapca/llama farm. Oh yeah, I also want to be a muppeteer, an evil muppeteer.

action commands, alasska, alpacas, an obsessive game: snood, anti-bush, beagles, beaker, ben folds, bill maher, boggly woods, book thongs, books, bowser, breaking and entering, buffalo bills, buffalo sabres, burger king, buttons, candy, carpies, cedar chests, christmas, conan o'brien, crazzberry juice, cuba lake, damien rice, deep thoughts, degrassi, democrats, disney movies, disney music, dogs, donkey kong, douglass hills, elf, elves, enemy fortresses, er, evil, evil squirrels, fast food feast friday, fawful, fields of daisies, fizzy drinks, flying, flying kites, fruit certs, gay rights, glf, goats, guppies, hammocks, hanging upside down, heuke, homies, irish rover, jim kelly, john lennon, jon stewart, kangaroo shoes, kermit the frog, keys, liberals, llamas, long thang, luigi, magnetic poetry, marineland, mario, mario party, mel brooks, mexican snowmen, mind control, modest mouse, ms. mowz, ms. pac-man, muppets, ninjas, noah wyle, nuns, old mecc trail games, pac-man, parks, paul mccartney, piders, pineapples, pirates, playgrounds, poland, polish things, politics, post-it notes, princess peach, pronnunciation of room, puppies, reindeer, religion, rent, sand castles, savannah, secret passageways, segue, shady sam, sheep, shfacops, shinjas, shiny bins, sleeping, smell of a pool, snooper, socks, sophia's school picture, spanish, statler, swim, swim team, swimming, swings, syracuse orangemen, teenage mutant ninja turtles, thanglong, the beatles, the boo face, the giver, the grotto, the nightmare before christmas, the ocean, the oregon trail, the shadow government, the shins, the sims, the sound of music, the tin man, things that are stripey, torches, treasure chests, uk, uk basketball, vocabulary, waldorf, whistles, wompum, world domination, yoshi